there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have surprise drugs for everyone
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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