New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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