im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
