so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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