Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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