I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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