I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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