Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You pole danced in your parka.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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