we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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