im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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