four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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