TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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