Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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