I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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