I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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