This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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