She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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