AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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