Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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