first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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