How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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