There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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