So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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