come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
