she was so not down for the gang bang
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland