You're so nebulous sometimes
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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