Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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