What did we do last night that was yellow?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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