I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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