this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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