S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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