Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My pussy is not your playground.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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