Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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