Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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