wanna go halves on a baby?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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