Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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