Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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