theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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