Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Im part way to drunk.
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