Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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