is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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