Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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