i permit you to call me
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I love you. Go after that dick
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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