I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
