I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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