new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize