sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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