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  (703): View more from Virginia

  I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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  (703): I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do? http://tfl.nu/dze2
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator

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  (423): I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator http://tfl.nu/6zcj
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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  I don't want it.

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  (609): IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU (1-609): I don't want it. http://tfl.nu/jvul
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  (718): View more from New York

  he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty

  (917): View more from New York City

  smooth operator

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  (718): he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty (917): smooth operator http://tfl.nu/2sej
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend

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  (204): Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend http://tfl.nu/gyj1
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  (518): View more from New York

  Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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  (518): Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!! http://tfl.nu/blny
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  (406): View more from Montana

  drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.

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  (406): drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor. http://tfl.nu/nkni
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt

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  (732): Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt http://tfl.nu/9gi1
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.

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  (513): Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause. http://tfl.nu/cvb4
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum

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  (412): Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum http://tfl.nu/plc1
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.

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  (651): Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room. http://tfl.nu/zu20
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.

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  (770): Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money. http://tfl.nu/gg7b
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.

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  (609): I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy. http://tfl.nu/ma5s
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.

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  (785): How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila. http://tfl.nu/btl9
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!

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  (416): I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!! http://tfl.nu/9ge9
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