If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code