ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?