it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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