Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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