just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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