I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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