just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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