farters have to be the big spoon...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize