For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My vagina just clenched in fear
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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